 | | 10. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end.
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 | | 9. You don't go for 8 weeks without washing or brushing your hair.
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 | | 8. Your hairdresser doesn't have to give you a sanitary trim.
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 | | 7. Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean your ears.
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 | | 6. Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean boogies from your eyes.
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 | | 5. You sit still for your hairdresser.
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 | | 4. Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure.
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 | | 3. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head.
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 | | 2. You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser. (I hope not anyway)
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 | | 1. The likelihood of you pooping or peeing while your hair is |
| | being cut is extremely slim!!
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